And Another Dating Site

Today is my last day on eHarmony (or eHellmony). So I’m trying to find a new site to mock. I found this one HerpesMates. It’s a site for people with STD’s to come together. It makes sense. They wont spread then. Find someone who will accept you for what you have. (In all honesty, someone sent it to me. Someone who is married. Interesting).

I wonder if all those people protesting the vaccine for HPV are happy about this. They think that giving a vaccine is like giving permission. I can imagine how the conversation goes with the parents:

Mom: You MUST wait until marriage. What if you get an STD? Then you will never find someone who will accept you.

Daughter: Yes I will. There’s HerpesMates.com!